they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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