I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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