I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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