I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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