Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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