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Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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