i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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