Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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