You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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