so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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