her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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