but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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