I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
