Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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