absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Quick, to the slutcave!
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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