The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.