haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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