they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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