And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Drunk is not a location!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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