can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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