Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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