that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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