sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I have tasted many bathrooms
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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