but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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