At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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