Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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