Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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