morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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