dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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