Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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