But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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