What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Banned from zoo.
Again?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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