i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
now i know why i became what i already was.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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