all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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