turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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