I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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