I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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