You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I party with great urgency now.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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