Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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