I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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