New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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