like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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