And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
handjob tips. give me some.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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