I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
My life is pants optional.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
