There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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