Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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