Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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