Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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