i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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