that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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