ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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