What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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