Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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