R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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