I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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