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Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
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My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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