Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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