Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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