nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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